After a few weeks in the Bahamian sun and coaching from visiting Frat Brothers Barry Wells (left) and Bill Dutrizac (right) Tom has decided that he is as tough today as he was in 1958 and will embark on what he believes to be a lucrative career – Lucha Libre Wrestling. Yes, alcohol was involved. In fact, it is believed a lot of alcohol was involved.

Tom’s outfit was designed by J.K.Berkeley and it is not expected to get through Canada Boarder Services - something for which Tom's family and Frat Brothers are grateful.

Sources in the Bahamas tell us that Bahama Hombre Loco Tom may change his mind upon returning to Canada, although he may still need to enter rehab.